It finally happened - my work recognized me for the genius I am. :) We have a semi-monthly ezine called Future Flow. It's a way of communicating to the employees around the US what's going on in the company. To encourage us to read it, at the end is a quiz about some random subject. If you answer the questions correctly your name goes in for a prize drawing.
In March, it was called the Genius edition. I (with the help of Dan, Aunt Jean and Grandma) answered the questions correctly, and won! I got a $35 gift certificate to Amazon.com as my prize. Then last week, I got a box addressed to me, and inside was this lovely trophy. It's official - I now have an award that clearly states I am a genius.
You can't imagine the ribbing I took.